Archive for April, 2005

What follows is the epic saga of a random instant message that came to me from a stranger this weekend, asking whether I wanted to be paid to write a college paper for her. Bitch didn’t know she was fucking with a comedy writer….
start from the very first entry (at the bottom of the page) [...]


damn colombians should just stick to making coffee

BOGOTA, Colombia, April 5 (Reuters) - Pope John Paul II is being reborn in a Colombian comic book as a superhero battling evil with an anti-Devil cape and special chastity pants.


…you never go back


Kill Bill

06Apr05

“…Finally, Zamos gave Microsoft the migraine it hadn’t expected. He requested a trial by jury, knowing that the company wouldn’t want to spend tens of thousands of dollars in legal bills just to snuff one kid in Ohio. He was right. The lawyers said they’d drop their suit — if Zamos dropped his countersuit.
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asshole

05Apr05

asshole.